The Superhero Show Show #374

Zack Snyder’s Justice League Bonus Supercut

Aquaman, Cyborg, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and a tank-type Batmobile race toward unseen enemies

It’s all Zach Snyder’s Justice League all the time!

Over a four week period, the Taste Buds covered Zack Snyder’s Justice League sprinkled throughout all of the normal shows. But for some reason, so many of you asked for, nay, DEMANDED the Snyder Cut review segments in one easy-to-find place. Well, here you go weirdos, a very special  ALL ZACK SNYDER’S JUSTICE LEAGUE episode of The Superhero Show Show!

Cassie and the Boyz break down the four hour+ opus into four obvious segments. First off, they tackle the first two chapters of Zack Snyder’s Justice League! Not tremendous fans of the Whedon cut, the Taste Buds try to keep an open mind and an open heart for everything the lays the groundwork. Why the Mother Boxes are important, who wants them, and what have Bruce and Diana been up to!

Then Taste Buds take on the second hour, aka chapters 3 and 4, of Zack Snyder’s Justice League, which means we’re meeting Ezra Miller’s Flash, not to mention Darkseid! And Aquaman joins the team! And Cyborg is in the movie now! And something called the Anti-Life equation seems like it will matter, but won’t! The Taste Buds mostly discuss if the second hour of the movie picks up after the disappointing first, and ask what will the League do against Pampelmouse DarkLeCroix?!

In the third hour of Zack Snyder’s Justice League aka, the hour where everything happens, thousands and thousands of parademons are killed or exploded, and we go into detail about each one! Well, maybe not that much detail, but a lot. Plus Superman returns!

And then the episode wraps on what you’ve all been waiting for, the epilogue of Zack Snyder’s Justice League! Lex Luthor! Deathstroke! Joker! Martian Manhunter! More Deathstroke, now with a mohawk!  How many epilogues can one movies have? How can How did Snyder stick the landing for forty or so minutes after his movie ended?

If you feel like ignoring everything we’ve had to say you can watch Zack Snyder’s Justice League on HBOMax!

Here’s what HBOMax has to say the movie is about: “Determined to ensure Superman’s sacrifice was not in vain, Batman and Wonder Woman recruit Aquaman, Cyborg, and The Flash to form an unprecedented league of heroes to save the planet from the catastrophic threat of Darkseid, Steppenwolf & DeSaad.”

Honestly, no idea who DeSaad is and we watched every freaking minutes of this whole gosh darn passion project…it couldn’t be the random hooded guy who acts as Darkseid’s HR could it? Because to give him third billing in the villains is bananas. Lois Lane’s hot coffee is higher on the list of threats to the Justice League than that guy.

 

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