Movie of the Year: 2019
The Taste Buds each got to pick one of their favorite 2019 movies. Marriage Story is Ryan’s selection because his mama and his papa got a divorce. They said it wasn’t his fault, but he put a lot of extra pressure on them by being bad at youth sports. We say that it isn’t the kid’s fault when there’s a divorce, but the kid certainly isn’t helping anything. And then, on top of everything else, the little weirdo stops pooping for some reason or, like, is too dumb to read right. The point is don’t have kids.
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