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Keith Carey

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? In which we tell you about awesome things that you must look into and enjoy. LISTEN TO “THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR” Fuck, there are a lot of podcasts.  If everybody stopped producing content now, it would still take you a lifetime to listen to everything even kinda sorta good.…

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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? In which we tell you about awesome things that you must look into and enjoy CHECK OUT THE BROOKLYN BROTHERS Last Fall I got a chance to check out a movie at USC called “Brooklyn Brothers Beat The Best.”  I didn’t really know what it was, but I…

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FLICKCHART’S GREATEST BATTLES

COLLATERAL VS. DIE HARD   What a perfect matchup.  Both slick action thrillers about an ordinary man forced into an extraordinary situation.  Michael Mann is the brilliant director at the helm of Collateral and, while it is not as widely renowned as Heat, it could be argued that this is his most personal movie.  When…

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FUCK THAT CALF!

FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear.  THE BEATLES Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m that fucking guy now.  I want to make something clear, though.  I am not anti-Beatles out of a desire to be contrary, or to prove that I’m some super-edgy music snob.  Some of their stuff is…

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Sexy Mental Problems #3: Songs At Your Funeral

This week, comedian Derrick Lemos stops by, and it gets deeper than expected as we talk big dreams and small towns, life after death, and Wienerschnitzel.  All that, plus we talk about tweaker projects, and an oft-threatened jingle is debuted.   FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! Keith Carey Alysa Breen Derrick Lemos  

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Sexy Mental Problems #2: Epic!

This week, Alysa and Keith sit down with comedian Tim Groeschel and audio wizard Kristy Plotkin to discuss horror films, death metal, crass explanations of deep issues, and the legend of Mongo.  Check it out!   FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! Keith Carey Alysa Breen Tim Groeschel Kristy Plotkin

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Sexy Mental Problems #1: I Love You, You Don’t Love Me

The Sexy Mental Problems Podcast lives!  Keith Carey and Alysa Breen are joined by comedian Robert Tran.  Discussions of Wrestlemania, racism, and Weezer ensue.  Plus, the gang puts together their ultimate “I Love You, You Don’t Love Me” mix-tape.  To listen to it, get on Spotify and search “Sexy Mental Problems.”  Enjoy!   Follow us…

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DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE: Baby Got Back

This song. This god-damn, motherfucking song. If you hang around any karaoke bar for long enough, you will endure some drunk girl clamoring through this monstrosity.  It is an ode to ass.  Sweet, glorious ass.  And every so-called “enlightened” person in the bar will roll their eyes and scoff.  At surface level, it’s pretty much…

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JUSTIN BIEBER

Yeah, I’m going to get Bieber’s back here.  Now, before everybody storms my proverbial castle with pitchforks and torches, let me preface this by saying that his music is, to put it delicately, ass-tastic.  I haven’t heard much, but what I have heard is failure of the highest, squeakiest order. That said, can we all…

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Defending the Indefensible

DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE  In which Keith defends the things the whole world shits on.  MICHAEL BAY Poor, poor Mikey. Michael Bay has taken more abuse than Rihanna’s face from all ends of the spectrum.  He’s been called simplistic, derivative, racist, sexist, a rapist of childhoods, a harbinger of the death of film.  His very name…

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