While I write this update, I’m drinking a Bloody Mary, and doing so for a couple of reasons: First off, because it’s Saturday. That means it’s totally okay for anyone to start drinking whenever they feel like it, regardless of what “time” it is or how many “families” with “kids” are running around to say…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear THE CHIVE. All hail THE CHIVE. Their slogan? “Probably the best site in the world.” Uhm. Ok… THE CHIVE. Yes, it’s in all caps because it is overly glorified. Every time I mention THE CHIVE you should hear angels, or maybe a really deep…

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  FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear   Overly Violent Video Games Let me be clear, I am a fan of video games, especially violent ones. I enjoy slashing a demon with a sword or putting a bullet through a terrorist, but games that are violent for the sake…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. Final Fantasy Series Final Fantasy VII is arguably the best RPG of all time. I’m more of a Chrono Trigger fan myself but I do recognize what an excellent game FFVII was. FFVI was also great and the series is general is known…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear Jennifer Lawrence An odd phenomenon has been occurring throughout the land of pop-culture based internet. People have begun to hope that Anne Hathaway dies soon, or at least quits the business. This phenomenon isn’t the odd one; this one actually makes a little…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear.   Ryan Gosling I like Ryan Gosling the same unhealthy amount that you do.  I even like his band.  So this isn’t so much of a Fuck That Calf as it is a Let’s Lay Off That Calf For A Little While.  Ryan…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear.  XBOX 360 Let me preface this by saying that I have no issue with the few exclusive games on XBOX (more on that later).  I would love to play Halo 4, Gears of War, etc.  Unfortunately I won’t play these things for a…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear.  THE BEATLES Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m that fucking guy now.  I want to make something clear, though.  I am not anti-Beatles out of a desire to be contrary, or to prove that I’m some super-edgy music snob.  Some of their stuff is…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay things others hold dear.  XBOX 360 Let me preface this by saying that I have no issue with the few exclusive games on XBOX (more on that later).  I would love to play Halo 4, Gears of War, etc.  Unfortunately I won’t play these things for a long…

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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. NEON GENESIS EVANGELION Everyone has that thing they like that other people just don’t ‘get’.  It can be because the thing itself is ok but the other fans are douches or it can be a medium where the absolute worst part of it…

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