Posts Tagged ‘trailer trash’

TRAILER TRASH

TRAILER TRASH In which we review the films opening this weekend, just based on the trailer, to 100 percent accuracy. MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS REJECTED TAGLINE: If it’s an inanimate object, you CAN still use that word! REVIEW: Kenneth Branagh directs himself as the greatest detective of all time up against a murderer’s row…

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TRAILER TRASH

TRAILER TRASH In which we review the films opening this weekend, just based on the trailer, to 100 percent accuracy. THE EQUALIZER REJECTED TAGLINE: More Saving. More Doing. More Denzeling. REVIEW: Since 2001, Denzel Washington has played a morally ambiguous badass in all of his roles. Every few years, one of his movies actually has…

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TRAILER TRASH

TRAILER TRASH In which we review the films opening this weekend, just based on the trailer, to 100 percent accuracy. EDGE OF TOMORROW AKA: Oblivion REVIEW: What if someone smashed an action figure of Groundhog’s Day and an action figure of the Matrix together? Would it be boring, bland and convoluted? Edge of Tomorrow seems…

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