THE POP FILTER TOP TEN
FRANCHISES THAT IGNORED THEIR SOURCE MATERIAL
BLAST FROM THE PAST
10. RESIDENT EVIL
No puzzles, no suspense, all naked-superpowered Milla Jovovich.
None of the biting wit of the cartoon strip.
8. CAT IN THE HAT
Dr. Seuss was never this terrifying.
7. THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN
Took the characters, left the detailed and interesting story lines. Added explosions.
6. GI JOE
Without the morals at the end, it’s all just flash.
A fucking spider at the end?!
4. THE MASK
Remove violence. Add Jim Carrey. Shake until mixed. Remove Jim Carrey. Add Jamie Kennedy. Fuck.
Sure, there are aliens and Rihanna. But at least there’s still a bunch of lying kids.
At least Battleship actually had ships in it.
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