Wake n Bake

Wake n Bake – Cabin Boy

WAKE N BAKE in which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to I’m not sure how many people out there would say they hate Chris Elliott but people who say, unprompted, that they love him are sort of like people who enjoy durian fruit.  If you get it, you just get it,…

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Wake n Bake – The Worst Witch

WAKE N BAKE in which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to I was stoked when I found out that Halloween would come on a Thursday this year, since that’s the day my column goes up.  Then I got sad when I remembered that my column is biweekly and that Halloween fell…

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Wake n Bake — The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

WAKE N BAKE in which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to Yes.  We’re doing The SpongeBob movie.  It’s happening.  I don’t want to hear any bitching.  So saddle up, and tally ho, and other awkward things I say when I don’t know how to start a review. SpongeBob SquarePants (the series)…

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Wake n Bake – Civil War on Drugs

WAKE N BAKE in which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to “Oh my god, you guys have to see this one video.”  And just like that, a friendly gathering has turned into a Youtube party.  Because it’s never just “this one video.” Youtube is a vortex, where videos of bears waving…

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Wake n Bake — Raising Arizona

WAKE N BAKE in which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to While I don’t watch it terribly often, Raising Arizona is one of those films that just gets weirder upon every single viewing.  There are some films that I simply refuse to wear out—the more I memorize them, the more they…

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Wake n Bake — Summer Music Mockumentary Festival pt. 4

WAKE N BAKE In which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to Well friends, all things must come to an end, and our Wake n Bake Summer Music Mockumentary Festival is no exception.  (Technically, summer lasts until the end of September, but I thought it would be shitty to remind people of…

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Smoke Break!

Smoke Break! Just a little something… This neither seeks nor needs explanation. You’re welcome.  -EW

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Wake n Bake — Summer Music Mockumentary Festival pt. 3

WAKE N BAKE In which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to Mormons and LDS people have a lot of experience being the butt of the country’s jokes.  Don’t get me wrong, they deserve a lot of it.  (Contributing funds to California’s Proposition 8 campaign?  The church should receive far worse than…

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Smoke Break!

Smoke Break! Just a little something… Double feature!  Sort of! Patterns in nature are as close as you can get to a real poetry of the universe.  (Holy books and platitudes about karma don’t count, okay?  That shit isn’t reproducible data, it’s a fever dream.)  A lot of scientists say that everything boils down to…

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Wake n Bake – Summer Music Mockumentary Festival Pt. 2

WAKE N BAKE In which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to My friends and I might just be culturally insensitive, but I’ve never met anyone who took polka seriously.  It’s always been a joke genre to me, in the same vein as comedians who play an instrument, or top 40 hits. …

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