This song. This god-damn, motherfucking song. If you hang around any karaoke bar for long enough, you will endure some drunk girl clamoring through this monstrosity. It is an ode to ass. Sweet, glorious ass. And every so-called “enlightened” person in the bar will roll their eyes and scoff. At surface level, it’s pretty much [...]
Yeah, I’m going to get Bieber’s back here. Now, before everybody storms my proverbial castle with pitchforks and torches, let me preface this by saying that his music is, to put it delicately, ass-tastic. I haven’t heard much, but what I have heard is failure of the highest, squeakiest order. That said, can we all [...]
DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE In which Keith defends the things the whole world shits on. MICHAEL BAY Poor, poor Mikey. Michael Bay has taken more abuse than Rihanna’s face from all ends of the spectrum. He’s been called simplistic, derivative, racist, sexist, a rapist of childhoods, a harbinger of the death of film. His very name [...]
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