THE POP FILTER MIXTAPE

Anger Bang

Poison and Wine – The Civil Wars

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The go-to reaction to ‘what song to pick for a hate fuck’ is something loud, aggresive and punk rock. However, nothing says I hate you like a song that realitically depicts a passive aggressive relationship going even more sour. The music is gorgeous, the tempo is slow and if you ignore the lyrics, you could get a pretty sweet boning rhythm going. One listen to the lyrics, however and this turns into the most insane and passionate hate fuck of all time. Listen to it. Listen to it and then tell me that there isn’t someone out there that you would like to angrily fuck to this song. And then tell me that you’re a fucking liar. – JRN

You’re So Cute (When You Ignore Me)-Cars Can Be Blue

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I’m all for romance and flowers and blah blah blah, but there’s something so very, very hot about fucking somebody you despise.  I’m a good snuggler, but every once in a while I want to use my dick as a weapon, y’know?  This is the perfect song for it, because hidden under the sticky-sweet, garage-punk goodness of it is something much darker, the idea of lust fueled by indifference and spite.  And boy oh boy, does that give me an ill-advised boner.  Bonus points for this video, which is an inexplicable homemade compilation of Harley Quinn scenes from Batman: The Animated Series.  So, y’know, two boners now.-KRC

(If) You Want Trouble – Nick Waterhouse

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Even when you’re angry-banging, it’s important to keep it classy.  You see, the angry-bang is all about swagger.  With any sort of aggressive or ‘shady’ kind of sex, swagger is what keeps you on the safe side of that razor-thin line separating weird but exciting and just plain rape.  You want to make sure it’s the classy kind of swagger, not just ‘swag’.  Swagger slips its hands between your knees while you sip champagne.  Swag pounds your face against the window of a moving car.  Nick Waterhouse is the definition of classy swagger and this song is the definition of Nick Waterhouse.  It’s perfect.  It’ll set the mood, get you riled up, and let her know this is all because she wanted trouble, which is something she can think about while you’re choking her to a trumpet solo.  But it’s NOT rape. – DT

Closer- Nine Inch Nails

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Yea it’s totally cliché but someone had to say it because Trent Reznor’s industrial classic is the perfect soundtrack for your hate-filled fucking. It’s close to 5 minutes of an intense and driving beat to keep your rhythm going, which is great because there’s nothing worse than that awkward silence between songs where you can actually hear your partner breathe or god forbid talk. The lyrics are sexy in a really fucked up way so instead of your typical “girl you so fine” it’s the much more mood appropriate “you let me violate you/you let me desecrate you” and of course “I want to fuck you like an animal,” which is really the only way to anger bang.  The video…well the video creeps me the fuck out and therefore so do you if it gets you going. But hey this isn’t about candles and Kenny G, it’s doing something that will disgust you in the morning so just maybe your creepy ass could be the impetus for my own self-loathing. ::winky face:: – AS

Love and Affection – Neon Trees

 
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I would find it extremely satisfying doing the deed in an angry manner to this song. It’d probably be a situation where my love wasn’t being reciprocated and I would just like to get my frustrations out all at once. This song speaks pretty well to this scenario. Id probably still feel somewhat emotional but it’d feel good to get out all of that built up tension. And obviously I would be taking out this anger on someone else as to not get anymore emotionally involved. -RC

Duel of the Fates – John Williams

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Angry sex, much like happy sex, normal sex, hungry sex, strange sex, and family sex, only exists to disappoint. Once you get yourself into a situation where you’re angry with a chick (fairly common) AND you have the opportunity to bang her (fairly uncommon), a thought suddenly occurs to you. You get very excited, and don’t want to waste this magical moment, and she’s excited, and probably not used to getting angrybanged, and then you both realize at the same time that you’re going to blow it, and blow it quickly. You’re going to need help in order to drag out all of the drama that this situation requires. You could punch her, but that’s no fun. You could grab a giant black dildo, and punch her with it, but that’s also no fun. Or you can turn on you’re TV, which has Episode 1 all queued up. Now you can bang this chick along to the slick tunes of Duel of the Fates, just like John Williams did when he raped all of those puppies. Probably. – RH

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Man

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If mixtape were a contest between the popfilter writers, I wouldn’t even wait for them to announce the winner this week. I would go into the writers’ room, grab the enormous trophy and run the hell out, cause I should get it this week. But that isn’t how we do things, no matter how much I keep yelling at Mike that it would be a good idea. Anyhoo, Man by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs is about that guy who you totally hate yet feel yourself irrepressibly attracted to, and do nothing but argue and have debouched, angry sex with. It’s catchy, it’s sexy in a guttural way, and admit it, you are already thinking of Karen O when you are banging your significant other. -SR

Ween- You Fucked Up

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The most important thing to remember during an anger bang is that you’re fucking angry. Whoever it is you’re with did something shitty, or is just an awful person that you’re attracted to, and you’re going to make them pay–sexually. Ween’s You Fucked Up will remind you how angry you are at them for fucking up, remind them that they fucked up, and that you’re both currently fucking up by currently fucking. Because any time I’ve had experience with anger bangs, I’m also angry at myself. This song belongs on the soundtrack to the roughest, violent, yet still consensual, angry sex you will have. Don’t confuse anger bang for rape, they’re very different things- fucking when you’re furious with someone can be cathartic and fun, while rape is always tragic. Plus our Songs to Rape to doesn’t come out for another month.-MG

Eyehategod – Sister Fucker (Part I)

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Alright the name of this song is slightly misleading as the lyrics have nothing to do with sister fucking.  I like to think of it more as an insult because what better reason to bang someone angrily than discovering they’re a dirty sister fucker?  Also the lyrics are completely incomprehensible and don’t seem to make any sense, much like your angry ramblings would probably be if you hadn’t decided to just bang it out.  Also, I realize Mike pointed out that this isn’t songs to rape to but after screaming “Burn Her!” multiple times the singer does scream “Rape” for no reason so that’s something.  Most importantly though, this song is only 2 minutes long so you’ll look boss when you finish right on time. -ASW