TRAILER TRASH 

In which we review movies based on only the previews with 100% accuracy. 

Hope Springs

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Think of this movie as a romantic comedy about old people getting sex counseling. Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones star in this movie about a couple who has lost that spark in their relationship. So Meryl’s character decides to do something about it. She signs her and her husband up for this couples retreat. They get counseling, do date like things, have lots of wild sex orgies, and pretend to listen to their therapist played by Steve Carell. After their session is over they are supposed to find love with each other again.

Spoiler: They end up getting a divorce. Steve Carell isn’t a very good therapist.

Rating (** and ½ ) out of (****).

The Bourne Legacy

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If three Bourne movies weren’t enough for you here comes a fourth. In The Bourne Legacy they ditched Matt Damon for Jeremy Renner. So the movie starts out and we find out that there isn’t just one Bourne agent. There are multiple. And they are engineered by some medical lab. Well shit goes down and Jeremy Renner is on the run from the people who created him. He falls in love with Rachel Weisz along they way. Together they fight Edward Norton. Some doctors. Random assassins. And eventually win.

Spoiler: Rachel Weisz is also a Bourne Agent and she is activated after her and Jeremy Renner make a clean escape. She ends up killing him in the end.

Rating (** and ½ ) out of (****).

The Campaign

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Cam Brady (Will Ferrell) and Marty Higgins (Zach Galifianakis) face off in this comedy about two men running for congress. Brady always wins because he is unopposed. That is until now. Higgins decides to run against him. This movie gives you the true background to what it is really like in today’s politics. It’s almost like real life. But not really. They both will do anything to win. They do interviews, meet and greets, punch babies faces. All for the name of politics. And in the end only one wins.

Spoiler: Leslie Knope ends up winning.

Rating (***) out of (****). -RC